Hamburger Joke
Guy went into a restaurant and
was very hungry. He heard they had good hamburgers.
So, he sits down, the waiter comes over and
he orders a hamburger, French fries and a coke. After
a long wait, the order finally arrives. By this
time he is very hungry, but the burger looks
great! It is huge and juicy and yummy looking.
He takes a bite… and it is wonderful!
He chews it down and takes another bite! Suddenly,
he feels something in his mouth that isn’t
so good… a
hair. He pulls it out and is sickened! He calls
the waiter over and tells him about his disgusting
discovery. The waiter is sorry and says he will
bring another burger. Eventually, he does. Same
thing happens. The guy asks to see the cook.
When he goes back into the kitchen, he notices
that the cook is big ole bald guy! He asks the
cook to make another burger while he watches.
The guy grabs up the meat, forms the burger… and
uses his underarm to get that extra little
THING!
DEAF COUPLE AT MOTEL:
A deaf couple check into a motel. They retire
early. In the middle of the night, the wife wakes
her husband complaining of a headache and asks
him to go to the car and get some aspirin from
the glove compartment. Groggy with sleep, he
struggles to get up, puts on his robe, and goes
out of the room to his car. He finds the aspirin,
and with the bottle in hand he turns toward the
motel. But he cannot remember which room is his.
After thinking a moment, he returns to the car,
places his hand on the horn, holds it down, and
waits. Very quickly the motel rooms light up,
all but one. It's his wife's room, of course.
He locks up his car and heads toward the room
without a light.
One day a blind man goes to a barber for a
haircut.
After the cut he asks the barber about his
bill. "I am sorry, I cannot accept money from
you I am doing community service for handicapped
this week." The blind man is pleased and leaves
the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open
his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen
roses waiting at his door.
Later a man in wheelchair comes in for a haircut
and he also goes to pay the barber, and the barber
replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from
you. I am doing community service for handicapped
this week." The wheelchair man is happy and leaves
the shop.
The next morning the barber goes to open his
shop, there is a thank you card and a box of
dozen muffins waiting at his door.
A deaf man comes for a hair cut and when he
asks the barber what he owes, the barber wrote
on paper: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from
you. I am doing community service for handicapped
this week. The deaf man is very happy and leaves.
The next morning when the barber goes to open
his shop, there are a dozen deaf people waiting
at his door.
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